Déja vu has always driven me mad. I have these dreams. Realistic meaningless dreams. then awhile later, a week, two weeks, a month, a year, years later I have Déja vu and remember dreaming about it. More times than not when I have these dreams I tell Jen. The kicker is Jen never ever remembers them. I know what's going to happen down to the next word that's said or where we wind up later that day, but I'm always afraid to predict it cause that would be too weird.
Awhile after dating Renea My boss and her boyfriend went out of town and were leaving the dogs and asked us to go feed them twice that week. Renea had been out there once before when I had to take her home but had to do some last minute food prep at their house cause we ran out of pesto, so she'd seen the place. But never the stage they had set up for the music festivals we used to have so I decided to show her. While pulling up the driveway in to their place Déja vu struck, I hadn't told Jen about it and she wasn't with us, but it happened. It's moments like these that make me feel like everything is right in the world, I'm on he right track no matter how shitty life can be and if it happened before why not try it again.
Another dream came back to me in those moments.
When I was about 16, I awoke from my slumber and I couldn't sleep, so I threw on an album by "The sound of animals fighting" called "tiger and the duke" and went back to sleep. When I woke this time I was staring up at the ceiling with my NWO T-Shirt tacked to it and the various posters I had of the bands I listened to at the time, slipknot, mudvayne, korn and the like. I still had the images reeling through my head. I was laying in bed with a cute little blonde girl, but I wasn't in my room. I was in my living room with the bed against the wall of the small room my sister used to be in, with the TV in front of the kitchen and a comforter on over my sliding glass door that I had never seen before. We were in love, we were snuggling. I felt warm. I felt at home. I felt love again.
I later asked Jen if she remembered me telling her this dream. She did, this was a first in my entire life. And it was happening. I was already in my living room and Renea had been staying over quite alot. 4 years ago I'd had a dream about Renea. I didn't know her, there wasn't a face I could remember, but it occurred to me that it was her and that this was life and I was supposed to be with her, supposed to meet her. The bump on the head that made me talk to her and the instant vibe we got from each other wasn't just a coincidence.
These things remind me that we were all here before or that we knew this was going to happen. We're supposed to be here right now, no matter how fucked up this all is. Even if it's just for right now, this is what's supposed to be, this is fate, this is the universe and this is everything. This is life, this time.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Burn to shine
Me: "What the hell, do all the guys on this have awesome beards?!"
Jen: "You've been pissed this entire time haven't you?"
Me: "Pretty much, this is ridiculous. You know I posted on twitter the other day that my current project besides staying awesome, was growing a professional beard? I'm gonna buy some god damned steroids JUST so I can grow some damn Hair!"
Jen: "But, then you'd be fired or get disqualified"
Me: "What?"
Jen: "Because you are growing a professional beard and you're cheating by taking steroids"
Me: "OHhhhhhh!!!!"
***Laughter***
Jen: "You've been pissed this entire time haven't you?"
Me: "Pretty much, this is ridiculous. You know I posted on twitter the other day that my current project besides staying awesome, was growing a professional beard? I'm gonna buy some god damned steroids JUST so I can grow some damn Hair!"
Jen: "But, then you'd be fired or get disqualified"
Me: "What?"
Jen: "Because you are growing a professional beard and you're cheating by taking steroids"
Me: "OHhhhhhh!!!!"
***Laughter***
bbq at nea's and swimming
Sunday:
So we had an interesting morning. Then we wound up starting to set up for the bbq and lost track of time. I knew Renea had to meet laura at the coffee shop at noon. We were only gonna be like 10 minutes late, so it wasn't too bad. So we pull up in the vette, I was in the vette because there was a Picnic at the river for the electric co-op my dad works at and he needed the truck to take my mom and sisters. Anyways, so we get there. As we are getting out Renea mentions how she's a bit nervous to be meeting up with this megan chick. Now, as surprised as I was to hear that it wasn't just laura, I was also thrown off because my last-ish ex-girlfriend was named megan. So she explains how it's almost like a business meeting and such and how I can sit outside and smoke cigarettes. Well for one it was like 96 degrees outside. Secondly that seemed more weird than me sitting at their table in silence. I was probably wrong about that but oh well.
So we order our drinks and then they were going to get some, so we sat down. I did just that. Didn't speak a word and just read twitter and textsfromlastnight the whole time. I hadn't eaten. Coffee of this intensity gives me a bit of a stomach ache and I thought it was stronger than usual but didn't really think of it. So I kept drinking and halfway through felt bad. The whole thing maybe lasted 10 minutes, but then Renea and Laura were catching up and it was mostly about their etsy stuff and while very mildly talented in artsy stuff I think I have a certain uniqueness of quasi-suckiness that some people enjoy, but alas, I have no etsy at the moment. Anyways so I take a cig break and there are these awesome comfy new rocking chairs. After I'm done I actually was hyped up on coffee and slightly hung over from saturday at the saloon watching daryll lee rush, so I asked a chick where they got them cause I wanted some. They told me that I was one of many people to ask and on the bulletin board its a question to remind them to ask the manager where they came from. So I walk back and read txts from last night some more, finish that and play a few games. I did talk about Shelley freaking out about selling a quilt and a bit about blue hair but that was it. This didn't bother me though, they needed to catch up and if I don't have anything to say, why try? Besides there were some god damned gems of texts on that site that day, it took everything in me not to crack up laughing quite a few times.
So after saying our goodbyes and inviting them to the bbq, we head to the car, I give renea the rest of my coffee and she says how it tastes like they added 2 extra shots of espresso to it. No wonder. We picked up the stuff for the burgers, I noted to grab the Jonny spice and such from my house when I went to pick up my sister Jen and then we headed out after not finding alot of shit we needed. We still managed. We were planning on drinking a beer at a bar, because it was sunday and we've never done that.
When Me, Renea and Jen went to colorado to see Death Cab For Cutie play at red rocks we stopped at the tattered corner, Renea's favorite book store in the world. I was looking for something good for Jen, I like finding quircky gems for people. I was looking at a half priced rack when a bright bright yellow spine caught me eye, it said "Ruining it for everyone". Naturally... I had to look. I flip it over and the one thing that stands out to me is "Buddhism for drunkards". I must have this book, especially for $2.99 so I bought it. I didn't read, it takes me like 4 times of reading one page to retain what I read, or I get stuck on the lines and read the same line 3 times not even realizing it and then can't find where to move down. I've had the problem my whole life. But I got it. It was a slightly larger text and a smaller book in size, it wasn't as tall. So it was easier. I read that book in line at red rocks, I read it in the hotel we took over, I read it in the car on the way home. It literally changed my life. But the point is at the very end when him and his girl are chilling at the gates of hell(which is cony island), they wind up splashing in the water a bit, sorta falling for each other and then they both go up to a bar on cony island and by a beer in the early afternoon on a sunday. Which if I remember correctly was their tradition, having a beer in a bar on a sunday.
But--- We had no time. It was already 2, the shit went down at 3, we had things to prepare, people to get, things to tune, figuring out how to use the grill, psyching myself out to grill as I'd never done it before, psyching myself out for a large group of people, psyching myself out to rock some jams on Jen's guitar and remembering not to get shitfaced and make a fool of myself. Oh yeah and Renea stayed to slice dice and chop shit while I went to get Jen. I made it back to her place late, but everyone was late. We got settled in and I pace around untill I could mix up my burgers, lord knows if I had sat down I would have been a few beers in by the time everyone got there. Oh and Renea was rocking Daryll lee rush, so I couldn't play guitar. I set up the grill and all that. Got to mix up my burgers and we went for mequite.
We got the mesquite which was all up under this tree. We went back, I had to help renea over the fence between her and her parents place because there's barbed wire and she was in a nice new dress she bought. We set up the grill, I light it up and walk away to wash my hands. The shit was damn near out when I walked back out there. I remembered it was uncovered and rained a few days before. So I soak it. That doesn't work. We light it, spray half a bottle of that starter shit in to it making 5 foot flames. That didn't work. I wished I had gasoline, but I didn't. we kept trying till i got some weird metal stabby pron things and used them to get most of the mesquite out. Then I threw in charcoal. Which goes against everything in my body. I felt sick doing it, but people were hungry. That did the trick. I threw in another small chunk and then started grilling. James was playing guitar which was a nice soundtrack and then he took a break and we chatted about tatoo's and such.
Sunday Evening:
Everyone wound up out with us even though it was hot as balls and we chilled. Everyone enjoyed the burgers and James said it was the best he had next to the one at his parents restaurant. I wasn't hungry much, though I hadn't eaten much. I was far too nervous. But I ate the shit out of some potato salad that our friend alyssa made, which was just what I needed. We wound up jamming awhile longer before James and Laura had to split and I wound up singing "Sink florida Sink". I remember being fairly decent, So I don't think I was that bad. Renea and Jen wound up not helping me on back ups. I think Renea might have been surprised by it, I've never busted out a whole song and not only not fucked it to hell, but sang it without the lyrics in front of me. Jen was a bit nervous, but I had sang it friday and I did the "Whoa's" differently. I told her it would be normal, but she wasn't sure. So I did it solo.
Afterward James was playing a taking back sunday song and I couldn't remember the lyrics for shit, so we gave up. Decided to make a list of songs with the tabs and lyrics for us to practice with so we could actually fuckin jam. I helped clean everything up and stepped back out for a smoke. Renea joined me. we were just about done when we hear all this laughter from inside. We walk in to Jen, Miriam(Renea's sis) and alyssa taking turns on the rolly chair slidding through the living room and the dining room. it was classic. It went from the to sliding on a pillow acrossed the floor to crab walk races, in which i bashed my head on a coffee table. I was doing olympic sock spins, and they all told me to dip down like I was ice skating, which never worked and caused me to fall spinning on my side. After awhile of that fun, Alyssa took off and then we watched alice in wonderland. I fell asleep at the end and then me and Renea crashed out, Jen and miriam started watching wolfman though.
Monday:
I was woken up far too early to the sound of Renea's phone going off. She checked it and started texting, I was falling back asleep when she got up and I asked her what she was doing. "Going to make Coffee" she said and I asked "You coming back?" no, she wasn't. Apparently her and her mom are starting a tradition to have coffee together. So I try to sleep, but of course I can't. I asked Renea if she'd get me some water, but she said she wasn't coming back in here. So I grabbed some water. Again tried to sleep and couldn't so I got up. Her and her mom had to run to the rim to get a dress for her mom. She'd be back in 2 hours and then we'd go swimming.
We wound up watching "Nothing to lose" which was hilarious as hell, Miriam wound up going tubing with her friends, so after that I finished up folding Renea's clothes and unpacked her stuff some more and then straightened up the other various stuff. Me and Jen moved a book case to the side of the breezeway that will be her studio. Renea got back shortly after I hung one of her lighter scarves from the ceiling fan which kept slapping us and giving us a refreshing cool breeze as the AC wasn't on. We got our stuff together and took off. Got a soda, water, beer and river shoes and headed down. We had a blast, it was shallow in some parts deeper in others and most of the places where it came up to our chests was fast enough that we couldn't just stand. There was a huge boulder and it was like 12 feet deep so we could jump off of it. We wound up swimming for like 2 hours. Then we went to this mexican food joint and ran in to miriam there! I ate my whole plate, which never happens and then we took off. Grabbed some benadryl for Jen and headed back to the house. We all showered and then watched some "It's always sunny in Philadelphia" untill it was dark and re-watched Wolfman, I fell asleep at the end, same as Alice in wonderland. Then Renea went to crash, Miriam I think fell asleep at the end too. It was still pretty early so I stayed up and watched almost all of "August" with her and then I went to pass out.
It was a good fun little weekend and the last sunday I have off until the end of summer due to summer hours at the wine bar, which isn't great for my social life, but it is what it is. Tuesday on our way back from town to go home I stopped back by Renea's and dropped off a bouquet of flowers while everyone was gone and left it in a vase on the coffee table.
So we had an interesting morning. Then we wound up starting to set up for the bbq and lost track of time. I knew Renea had to meet laura at the coffee shop at noon. We were only gonna be like 10 minutes late, so it wasn't too bad. So we pull up in the vette, I was in the vette because there was a Picnic at the river for the electric co-op my dad works at and he needed the truck to take my mom and sisters. Anyways, so we get there. As we are getting out Renea mentions how she's a bit nervous to be meeting up with this megan chick. Now, as surprised as I was to hear that it wasn't just laura, I was also thrown off because my last-ish ex-girlfriend was named megan. So she explains how it's almost like a business meeting and such and how I can sit outside and smoke cigarettes. Well for one it was like 96 degrees outside. Secondly that seemed more weird than me sitting at their table in silence. I was probably wrong about that but oh well.
So we order our drinks and then they were going to get some, so we sat down. I did just that. Didn't speak a word and just read twitter and textsfromlastnight the whole time. I hadn't eaten. Coffee of this intensity gives me a bit of a stomach ache and I thought it was stronger than usual but didn't really think of it. So I kept drinking and halfway through felt bad. The whole thing maybe lasted 10 minutes, but then Renea and Laura were catching up and it was mostly about their etsy stuff and while very mildly talented in artsy stuff I think I have a certain uniqueness of quasi-suckiness that some people enjoy, but alas, I have no etsy at the moment. Anyways so I take a cig break and there are these awesome comfy new rocking chairs. After I'm done I actually was hyped up on coffee and slightly hung over from saturday at the saloon watching daryll lee rush, so I asked a chick where they got them cause I wanted some. They told me that I was one of many people to ask and on the bulletin board its a question to remind them to ask the manager where they came from. So I walk back and read txts from last night some more, finish that and play a few games. I did talk about Shelley freaking out about selling a quilt and a bit about blue hair but that was it. This didn't bother me though, they needed to catch up and if I don't have anything to say, why try? Besides there were some god damned gems of texts on that site that day, it took everything in me not to crack up laughing quite a few times.
So after saying our goodbyes and inviting them to the bbq, we head to the car, I give renea the rest of my coffee and she says how it tastes like they added 2 extra shots of espresso to it. No wonder. We picked up the stuff for the burgers, I noted to grab the Jonny spice and such from my house when I went to pick up my sister Jen and then we headed out after not finding alot of shit we needed. We still managed. We were planning on drinking a beer at a bar, because it was sunday and we've never done that.
When Me, Renea and Jen went to colorado to see Death Cab For Cutie play at red rocks we stopped at the tattered corner, Renea's favorite book store in the world. I was looking for something good for Jen, I like finding quircky gems for people. I was looking at a half priced rack when a bright bright yellow spine caught me eye, it said "Ruining it for everyone". Naturally... I had to look. I flip it over and the one thing that stands out to me is "Buddhism for drunkards". I must have this book, especially for $2.99 so I bought it. I didn't read, it takes me like 4 times of reading one page to retain what I read, or I get stuck on the lines and read the same line 3 times not even realizing it and then can't find where to move down. I've had the problem my whole life. But I got it. It was a slightly larger text and a smaller book in size, it wasn't as tall. So it was easier. I read that book in line at red rocks, I read it in the hotel we took over, I read it in the car on the way home. It literally changed my life. But the point is at the very end when him and his girl are chilling at the gates of hell(which is cony island), they wind up splashing in the water a bit, sorta falling for each other and then they both go up to a bar on cony island and by a beer in the early afternoon on a sunday. Which if I remember correctly was their tradition, having a beer in a bar on a sunday.
But--- We had no time. It was already 2, the shit went down at 3, we had things to prepare, people to get, things to tune, figuring out how to use the grill, psyching myself out to grill as I'd never done it before, psyching myself out for a large group of people, psyching myself out to rock some jams on Jen's guitar and remembering not to get shitfaced and make a fool of myself. Oh yeah and Renea stayed to slice dice and chop shit while I went to get Jen. I made it back to her place late, but everyone was late. We got settled in and I pace around untill I could mix up my burgers, lord knows if I had sat down I would have been a few beers in by the time everyone got there. Oh and Renea was rocking Daryll lee rush, so I couldn't play guitar. I set up the grill and all that. Got to mix up my burgers and we went for mequite.
We got the mesquite which was all up under this tree. We went back, I had to help renea over the fence between her and her parents place because there's barbed wire and she was in a nice new dress she bought. We set up the grill, I light it up and walk away to wash my hands. The shit was damn near out when I walked back out there. I remembered it was uncovered and rained a few days before. So I soak it. That doesn't work. We light it, spray half a bottle of that starter shit in to it making 5 foot flames. That didn't work. I wished I had gasoline, but I didn't. we kept trying till i got some weird metal stabby pron things and used them to get most of the mesquite out. Then I threw in charcoal. Which goes against everything in my body. I felt sick doing it, but people were hungry. That did the trick. I threw in another small chunk and then started grilling. James was playing guitar which was a nice soundtrack and then he took a break and we chatted about tatoo's and such.
Sunday Evening:
Everyone wound up out with us even though it was hot as balls and we chilled. Everyone enjoyed the burgers and James said it was the best he had next to the one at his parents restaurant. I wasn't hungry much, though I hadn't eaten much. I was far too nervous. But I ate the shit out of some potato salad that our friend alyssa made, which was just what I needed. We wound up jamming awhile longer before James and Laura had to split and I wound up singing "Sink florida Sink". I remember being fairly decent, So I don't think I was that bad. Renea and Jen wound up not helping me on back ups. I think Renea might have been surprised by it, I've never busted out a whole song and not only not fucked it to hell, but sang it without the lyrics in front of me. Jen was a bit nervous, but I had sang it friday and I did the "Whoa's" differently. I told her it would be normal, but she wasn't sure. So I did it solo.
Afterward James was playing a taking back sunday song and I couldn't remember the lyrics for shit, so we gave up. Decided to make a list of songs with the tabs and lyrics for us to practice with so we could actually fuckin jam. I helped clean everything up and stepped back out for a smoke. Renea joined me. we were just about done when we hear all this laughter from inside. We walk in to Jen, Miriam(Renea's sis) and alyssa taking turns on the rolly chair slidding through the living room and the dining room. it was classic. It went from the to sliding on a pillow acrossed the floor to crab walk races, in which i bashed my head on a coffee table. I was doing olympic sock spins, and they all told me to dip down like I was ice skating, which never worked and caused me to fall spinning on my side. After awhile of that fun, Alyssa took off and then we watched alice in wonderland. I fell asleep at the end and then me and Renea crashed out, Jen and miriam started watching wolfman though.
Monday:
I was woken up far too early to the sound of Renea's phone going off. She checked it and started texting, I was falling back asleep when she got up and I asked her what she was doing. "Going to make Coffee" she said and I asked "You coming back?" no, she wasn't. Apparently her and her mom are starting a tradition to have coffee together. So I try to sleep, but of course I can't. I asked Renea if she'd get me some water, but she said she wasn't coming back in here. So I grabbed some water. Again tried to sleep and couldn't so I got up. Her and her mom had to run to the rim to get a dress for her mom. She'd be back in 2 hours and then we'd go swimming.
We wound up watching "Nothing to lose" which was hilarious as hell, Miriam wound up going tubing with her friends, so after that I finished up folding Renea's clothes and unpacked her stuff some more and then straightened up the other various stuff. Me and Jen moved a book case to the side of the breezeway that will be her studio. Renea got back shortly after I hung one of her lighter scarves from the ceiling fan which kept slapping us and giving us a refreshing cool breeze as the AC wasn't on. We got our stuff together and took off. Got a soda, water, beer and river shoes and headed down. We had a blast, it was shallow in some parts deeper in others and most of the places where it came up to our chests was fast enough that we couldn't just stand. There was a huge boulder and it was like 12 feet deep so we could jump off of it. We wound up swimming for like 2 hours. Then we went to this mexican food joint and ran in to miriam there! I ate my whole plate, which never happens and then we took off. Grabbed some benadryl for Jen and headed back to the house. We all showered and then watched some "It's always sunny in Philadelphia" untill it was dark and re-watched Wolfman, I fell asleep at the end, same as Alice in wonderland. Then Renea went to crash, Miriam I think fell asleep at the end too. It was still pretty early so I stayed up and watched almost all of "August" with her and then I went to pass out.
It was a good fun little weekend and the last sunday I have off until the end of summer due to summer hours at the wine bar, which isn't great for my social life, but it is what it is. Tuesday on our way back from town to go home I stopped back by Renea's and dropped off a bouquet of flowers while everyone was gone and left it in a vase on the coffee table.
Darrly Lee Rush
After an interesting Thursday/Friday of which both nights I wound up at blue genes, but oddly enough the night I closed the place down(I was there untill last call), I wasn't drunk or anything. Had maybe 3 beers and then a kamikaze for the road as it won't hit me till I'm home. This guy, Erik, that works at the grocery store with my girly has been chillin with us as of recently, but it was just me and dad those two nights, he came out and chilled at BG's with us aswell.
Saturday started off slow. It looked slow, felt slow and was slow. I didn't get an order untill 7:30. I spent most of the time chillin with Renea as I hadn't seen her in a few days now that she's moved out and back on to her grandparents land. So around 7:45 7 o'clock My boss told me to dust all the wine bottles on the floor, quite thoroughly as to kill time untill we closed, we were trying to make it out by 9 to go see a band Melissa from gunslingers had slated to play at the saloon. I start on that, get some orders and play cook and cleaner at the same time, which happens more often than you would think as I'm pretty much a grunt more times than not. We finally close down and had to tell one of our saturday patrons(Tom) that we were closing but going to the saloon. So he took off and we went. We got there, got our brews, the bartender remembered that I'm a Red Stripe drinker and apparently they were trying to get rid of them so they were only a buck a pop(fuck yes). We sit with Jim and Melissa as Renea has been working for them so I thought it would be a good idea to chill with them a bit. Sandra went and caught up with her bro, some of our patrons and my co-worker Shelley.
The band was good, it wasn't bullshit country music that I can't stand, it was like down home texas folk. They had a song about catching a 5 pound bass that they interwove with Johnny Cash's Folsom prison and one other original that I can't recall a hook that would make me think of a name to mention. They called it a Quadrupulicy(hah). Sandra came and sat with all of us for a bit, renea went to get a round and I wrote a song, my boss was freaked out, wondering what I was writing, so I told her I was writing a song and let her read it. We wound up sitting with the gang back by the pool tables and Dietmar(boss' bro) challenged me to a game and kicked my ass, but I hadn't played pool in months. We chatted with the group untill everyone slowly started to leave.
Me and Nea were just about to leave when in walks Tom, with his old highschool buddy that he reconnected with on facebook. He wanted to buy us a beer but we were ready so we said we'd split one. He insisted and bought us two, I think he just wanted company or something. We got those and mildly chatted with them. Renea mentioned the go-girl and the girl wanted one apparently. I walked in on the ass end of the conversation as I was in the bathroom, so I started laughing my ass off at it. Then Tom told us that when he pisses outside he squats. I laughed, not taking him seriously till he said he had a piercing and I was like "Oh shit you have a prince albert?" I so didn't want to know that or get a visual but it was out there, his friend wanted to see, oh yeah, she was a girl by the way. I exclaimed "NO!" "atleast not right here". He wound up lifting his shirt and pointed to his nipple, which was also pierced and said "It looks like this only larger and on my dick" again I didn't want to see or hear any of this. Finally we got off the damn topic and then I invited her to sit at our table as he was getting another round. She said how she hadn't been laid since november, I told her how I could top that as I went 3 years once untill I met renea(those were some frustrating horrible years filled with so much porn I've pretty much seen it all). Then she said how she wanted him but he didn't want to fuck up a friendship. I knew he didn't want it cause she was a bit hefty. That doesn't bother me at all, but it bothers most. So I told her, the way to get in his pants is to be forward and go for it, Renea cut me off and said exactly what I was about to say "Just grab his dick through his jeans and rub it telling him what you want to do to him". She laughed and said she'd consider it. I swear she was on Facebook on her phone more than in any conversation. I think she was chatting with her gal pals trying to get the ovaries to do what we had suggested.
So then we decide to go ahead and take off as again, I am shutting down a bar, they were calling last call and all that. This chick demanded my phone number and after all the beers that he had bought me(but I wasn't wasted, just buzzed), I gave it to her. Don't ask me why, she said she wanted to give me updates on how far she got, I thought it was cute, this chick was probably 10 or 15 years older than me and I thought it was hilarious. So we get back to renea's and watch some "It's always sunny in Philadelphia". I get a txt shortly after "We kissed but it was sloppy and he pulled away and didn't like it" I laughed and responded "Go for it! try harder" She responds with "LMAO You're funny" I got another one, I can't recall what it said as the beer was creeping up to my skull at this point, but I thought it was completely ridiculous and turned my phone off.
Renea falls asleep and I try to get her up but she wants to watch another episode, I knew that I'd pass out and it's a tiny couch and our backs and necks would be fucked. So I finally get her up and so she leaves me as I'm turning everything off then she comes back in to the breezeway yelling for me "What are you doing hurry up god dammit!" I tell her to give me two seconds to grab a beer to chug so I can fall asleep quickly, she yells some more and I shush her. We go around and to her room from the front porch to not wake up her sister, who she lives with now, and we go in. Her closet door was opened and the door slams in to the other door and she starts yelling again "Who opened this door? It's not my fault that I made a bang, someone is fucking with my shit, no one better get pissed at me" the whole time I'm giggling and shushing her. It was cute, I'd never seen her like this. We fall asleep.
The next morning I wake up and we wake up and all, chilling waiting for noon to meet up with laura. We take a shower and dry off and then I remember my phone's off. So I turn it on and get a txt, check it and bust out laughing. Renea asks what and I tell her the text from that chick. It was "SCOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! :D" Don't ask me why she thought I needed to know this at 5:41 in the morning, but apparently I did.
Saturday started off slow. It looked slow, felt slow and was slow. I didn't get an order untill 7:30. I spent most of the time chillin with Renea as I hadn't seen her in a few days now that she's moved out and back on to her grandparents land. So around 7:45 7 o'clock My boss told me to dust all the wine bottles on the floor, quite thoroughly as to kill time untill we closed, we were trying to make it out by 9 to go see a band Melissa from gunslingers had slated to play at the saloon. I start on that, get some orders and play cook and cleaner at the same time, which happens more often than you would think as I'm pretty much a grunt more times than not. We finally close down and had to tell one of our saturday patrons(Tom) that we were closing but going to the saloon. So he took off and we went. We got there, got our brews, the bartender remembered that I'm a Red Stripe drinker and apparently they were trying to get rid of them so they were only a buck a pop(fuck yes). We sit with Jim and Melissa as Renea has been working for them so I thought it would be a good idea to chill with them a bit. Sandra went and caught up with her bro, some of our patrons and my co-worker Shelley.
The band was good, it wasn't bullshit country music that I can't stand, it was like down home texas folk. They had a song about catching a 5 pound bass that they interwove with Johnny Cash's Folsom prison and one other original that I can't recall a hook that would make me think of a name to mention. They called it a Quadrupulicy(hah). Sandra came and sat with all of us for a bit, renea went to get a round and I wrote a song, my boss was freaked out, wondering what I was writing, so I told her I was writing a song and let her read it. We wound up sitting with the gang back by the pool tables and Dietmar(boss' bro) challenged me to a game and kicked my ass, but I hadn't played pool in months. We chatted with the group untill everyone slowly started to leave.
Me and Nea were just about to leave when in walks Tom, with his old highschool buddy that he reconnected with on facebook. He wanted to buy us a beer but we were ready so we said we'd split one. He insisted and bought us two, I think he just wanted company or something. We got those and mildly chatted with them. Renea mentioned the go-girl and the girl wanted one apparently. I walked in on the ass end of the conversation as I was in the bathroom, so I started laughing my ass off at it. Then Tom told us that when he pisses outside he squats. I laughed, not taking him seriously till he said he had a piercing and I was like "Oh shit you have a prince albert?" I so didn't want to know that or get a visual but it was out there, his friend wanted to see, oh yeah, she was a girl by the way. I exclaimed "NO!" "atleast not right here". He wound up lifting his shirt and pointed to his nipple, which was also pierced and said "It looks like this only larger and on my dick" again I didn't want to see or hear any of this. Finally we got off the damn topic and then I invited her to sit at our table as he was getting another round. She said how she hadn't been laid since november, I told her how I could top that as I went 3 years once untill I met renea(those were some frustrating horrible years filled with so much porn I've pretty much seen it all). Then she said how she wanted him but he didn't want to fuck up a friendship. I knew he didn't want it cause she was a bit hefty. That doesn't bother me at all, but it bothers most. So I told her, the way to get in his pants is to be forward and go for it, Renea cut me off and said exactly what I was about to say "Just grab his dick through his jeans and rub it telling him what you want to do to him". She laughed and said she'd consider it. I swear she was on Facebook on her phone more than in any conversation. I think she was chatting with her gal pals trying to get the ovaries to do what we had suggested.
So then we decide to go ahead and take off as again, I am shutting down a bar, they were calling last call and all that. This chick demanded my phone number and after all the beers that he had bought me(but I wasn't wasted, just buzzed), I gave it to her. Don't ask me why, she said she wanted to give me updates on how far she got, I thought it was cute, this chick was probably 10 or 15 years older than me and I thought it was hilarious. So we get back to renea's and watch some "It's always sunny in Philadelphia". I get a txt shortly after "We kissed but it was sloppy and he pulled away and didn't like it" I laughed and responded "Go for it! try harder" She responds with "LMAO You're funny" I got another one, I can't recall what it said as the beer was creeping up to my skull at this point, but I thought it was completely ridiculous and turned my phone off.
Renea falls asleep and I try to get her up but she wants to watch another episode, I knew that I'd pass out and it's a tiny couch and our backs and necks would be fucked. So I finally get her up and so she leaves me as I'm turning everything off then she comes back in to the breezeway yelling for me "What are you doing hurry up god dammit!" I tell her to give me two seconds to grab a beer to chug so I can fall asleep quickly, she yells some more and I shush her. We go around and to her room from the front porch to not wake up her sister, who she lives with now, and we go in. Her closet door was opened and the door slams in to the other door and she starts yelling again "Who opened this door? It's not my fault that I made a bang, someone is fucking with my shit, no one better get pissed at me" the whole time I'm giggling and shushing her. It was cute, I'd never seen her like this. We fall asleep.
The next morning I wake up and we wake up and all, chilling waiting for noon to meet up with laura. We take a shower and dry off and then I remember my phone's off. So I turn it on and get a txt, check it and bust out laughing. Renea asks what and I tell her the text from that chick. It was "SCOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! :D" Don't ask me why she thought I needed to know this at 5:41 in the morning, but apparently I did.
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